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Dear Tracy Anderson:
I saw that you opened a gym in my neighborhood! I wondered how much it would cost, so I visited your website, www.tracyandersonmethod.com. Your website didn’t mention the cost, so I googled around. Apparently it costs around $900 a month.
Fuck you, Tracy Anderson.
I don’t care that you trained Madonna. I wouldn’t care if you trained Jesus. There is no possible way that your services are worth that amount. I look forward to your inevitable decline back into obscurity. Don’t let the door hit your highly toned ass on the way out.
Sincerely,
Megan
PS- I take it back, I would be impressed if you trained Jesus. That dude is ripped.
