I think this perfume reviewer on makeupalley.com has lost it:

“this one is- having sex on animal skin on the floor, wearing the most expensive silky underware, golden bracelets and extraordinary voluptous red Chanel rouge….
with a lover who is married with equally gorgeous women, but lacks excitement that he seeks in someone else. that’s exactly the kind of atmosphere this miracle perfume does.”

REALLY? That’s what it smells like? I also like how she capitalizes Chanel and nothing else.